. <Jamie-does-something-normal> <Jamie-gets-mission> <Mission-interruption> <Jamie-gets-in-terrible-bind> <golly-gee> <Jamie-saves-the-day> <transition> <Jamie-does-something-normal> ; <Jamie-gets-in-terrible-bind> = she is drugged by the <adjective> <evil-doers> and chained to a <adjective> <color> <noun> . she falls off of a cliff and nearly drowns. the <evil-doers> <attack-verb> Max, and as she <banal-motion-verb> to save him, falls into a tiger trap. Jamie falls into a trap set by the <evil-doers> . ; <good-people> = very cool cs107 professor cs107 TA's puppies cows Democrats Mondale supporters well-behaved children elves kittens spotted owls homeless people whales very cool cs107 professor cs107 TA's ; <Cap-noun> = Device Device Device Device Device Device Device Device Device Missile Banana Mixed Fruit Bowl Pirranha Dune-Buggy Race Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Problem Differential Equation Laplace Transform Fourier Tranform Chemical Improper Integral Opus Penguin President Dictator Scientist Painter Inventor Spy Ethnic Person Person Formula ; <noun> = device device missile banana mixed fruit bowl pirranha dune-buggy race Fembot Fembot problem differential equation Laplace Transform Fourier Tranform chemical improper integral opus penguin president dictator scientist painter inventor spy ethnic person person ; <banal-noun> = boxes bananas chalkboards dogs dogfood catfood <food> televisions chairs tables contact lenses ; <Cap-identifier> = <Cap-noun> <Cap-noun> s ; <identifier> = <noun> <noun> s ; <Jamie-does-something-normal> = Jamie <banal-motion-verb> to her <banal-place> so she can have some <banal-adjective> <food> . Jamie has a romantic dinner with a <adjective> man. Jamie relaxes in her <banal-place> with some <banal-noun> . Jamie <banal-motion-verb> with an attractive fellow on the beach. Jamie relaxes in front of a warm, <color> fire with a <banal-adjective> book and some <banal-noun> . ; <banal-place> = Ojai classroom house in Ojai apartment condo ski resort ; <Cap-adjective> = Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Large Terrible Mean Secret Grouchy Introverted Sleepy Threatening Ferocious Jungle Swampy Sexist Military Capitalist Socialist Hungry Cranky Communist Soviet Chinese Syrian Libyan Terrorist Sudanese Egyptian Iraqi Iranian Pakistani Cambodian North Korean ; <adjective> = doomsday large terrible mean green secret grouchy sleepy threatening ferocious swampy sexist military capitalist socialist hungry cranky communist Soviet Chinese Syrian Libyan terrorist Sudanese Egyptian Iraqi Iranian Pakistani Cambodian North Korean ; <banal-adjective> = happy silly common lowly normal every-day commonplace household small large medium-sized average hopeless friendly bright <color> ; <golly-gee> = But happily, Astonishingly, To our surprise, Incredibly, But since our heroine is trained to deal with such trauma, But since we're on a low budget, ; <bionic-part> = bionic leg bionic arm super-human strength super-human speed bionic ear bionic toes ; <exotic-location> = an octopus's garden beneath the waves a small Mediterranian kingdom a beauty pageant Paris Washington, D.C. Lebanon Syria Sudan Vietnam Croatia Canada North Korea Palo Alto Tresidder Express Hawaii a Siberian <noun> silo the Kremlin a Swiss chocolate factory Catalina Island the Mojave desert ; <Mission-interruption> = But, before she can do so, Suddenly, Without warning, But alas, But on her way from <exotic-location> , ; <transition> = The excitement over for now, Tired after a whole episode, Thinking that she should be paid more, Overworked and feeling like shit, Wishing she was taking cs107 instead of saving the world from <evil-doers> , After experimenting with LSD legally in <exotic-location> , ; <Jamie-saves-the-day> = Jamie overcomes the <evil-doers> with her <bionic-part> and rescues the <good-people> . Max <banal-motion-verb> to <attack-verb> the <evil-doers> and rescue Jamie from them. Oscar sends the $6 million man to <attack-verb> the <adjective> <evil-doers> and save Jamie. Jamie turns on the sprinkler system by using her <bionic-part> and the Fembots short-circuit. With Max's help she rounds up the remaining <evil-doers> . ; <something-bad> = the world will end Andy Griffith will retire <good-people> will fall victim to the <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> the elderly will lobby for more entitlements Pete Wilson will <attack-verb> the <good-people> Jamie will lose her good looks Jamie will get a <color> pimple our <food> will be contaminated ; <Jamie-gets-mission> = Oscar Goldman finds her at her <banal-place> and tells her about the <adjective> <noun> 's <evil-scheme> . If she fails, <something-bad> . She must go to <exotic-location> and <attack-verb> the <adjective> <evil-doers> . Max the Bionic Dog <banal-motion-verb> to <exotic-location> and discovers the <evil-doers> 's <evil-scheme> . Max <banal-motion-verb> back to Jamie in her <banal-place> so that she can rescue the <good-people> from the <evil-doers> . Jamie's foster mother is taken hostage by the <evil-doers> in <exotic-location> . Jamie hears her cries with her bionic hearing and <banal-motion-verb> to <attack-verb> the <evil-doers> . ; <banal-motion-verb> = walks runs jogs drives her car runs really fast ; <attack-verb> = disembowel dismember disrobe decapitate incapacitate hurl the <adjective> <identifier> at throw K.O. ; <food> = tuna spaghetti hamburgers oranges cheese okra gumbo rice-a-roni steak pork chops potatoes curry samosas ; <title> = The <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> The <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> The <Cap-identifier> and the <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> The Trouble With the <Cap-identifier> ; <evil-doers> = <identifier> Republicans Conservatives Pro-lifers with NRA memberships NRA supporters cattle ranchers PepsiCo execs drunken Exxon tanker captains gangsters Christian fundamentalists gangsters Russian mobsters Sicilian mobsters Columbian druglords ; <evil-scheme> = plans to detonate the <adjective> <identifier> over <exotic-location> plot to assassinate the <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> of <exotic-location> <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> ; <color> = yellow green blue purple red orange black white gray ;

= . <Jamie-does-something-normal> <Jamie-gets-mission> <Mission-interruption> <Jamie-gets-in-terrible-bind> <golly-gee> <Jamie-saves-the-day> <transition> <Jamie-does-something-normal> ; <Jamie-gets-in-terrible-bind> = she is drugged by the <adjective> <evil-doers> and chained to a <adjective> <color> <noun> . she falls off of a cliff and nearly drowns. the <evil-doers> <attack-verb> Max, and as she <banal-motion-verb> to save him, falls into a tiger trap. Jamie falls into a trap set by the <evil-doers> . ; <good-people> = very cool cs107 professor cs107 TA's puppies cows Democrats Mondale supporters well-behaved children elves kittens spotted owls homeless people whales very cool cs107 professor cs107 TA's ; <Cap-noun> = Device Device Device Device Device Device Device Device Device Missile Banana Mixed Fruit Bowl Pirranha Dune-Buggy Race Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Fembot Problem Differential Equation Laplace Transform Fourier Tranform Chemical Improper Integral Opus Penguin President Dictator Scientist Painter Inventor Spy Ethnic Person Person Formula ; <noun> = device device missile banana mixed fruit bowl pirranha dune-buggy race Fembot Fembot problem differential equation Laplace Transform Fourier Tranform chemical improper integral opus penguin president dictator scientist painter inventor spy ethnic person person ; <banal-noun> = boxes bananas chalkboards dogs dogfood catfood <food> televisions chairs tables contact lenses ; <Cap-identifier> = <Cap-noun> <Cap-noun> s ; <identifier> = <noun> <noun> s ; <Jamie-does-something-normal> = Jamie <banal-motion-verb> to her <banal-place> so she can have some <banal-adjective> <food> . Jamie has a romantic dinner with a <adjective> man. Jamie relaxes in her <banal-place> with some <banal-noun> . Jamie <banal-motion-verb> with an attractive fellow on the beach. Jamie relaxes in front of a warm, <color> fire with a <banal-adjective> book and some <banal-noun> . ; <banal-place> = Ojai classroom house in Ojai apartment condo ski resort ; <Cap-adjective> = Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Doomsday Large Terrible Mean Secret Grouchy Introverted Sleepy Threatening Ferocious Jungle Swampy Sexist Military Capitalist Socialist Hungry Cranky Communist Soviet Chinese Syrian Libyan Terrorist Sudanese Egyptian Iraqi Iranian Pakistani Cambodian North Korean ; <adjective> = doomsday large terrible mean green secret grouchy sleepy threatening ferocious swampy sexist military capitalist socialist hungry cranky communist Soviet Chinese Syrian Libyan terrorist Sudanese Egyptian Iraqi Iranian Pakistani Cambodian North Korean ; <banal-adjective> = happy silly common lowly normal every-day commonplace household small large medium-sized average hopeless friendly bright <color> ; <golly-gee> = But happily, Astonishingly, To our surprise, Incredibly, But since our heroine is trained to deal with such trauma, But since we're on a low budget, ; <bionic-part> = bionic leg bionic arm super-human strength super-human speed bionic ear bionic toes ; <exotic-location> = an octopus's garden beneath the waves a small Mediterranian kingdom a beauty pageant Paris Washington, D.C. Lebanon Syria Sudan Vietnam Croatia Canada North Korea Palo Alto Tresidder Express Hawaii a Siberian <noun> silo the Kremlin a Swiss chocolate factory Catalina Island the Mojave desert ; <Mission-interruption> = But, before she can do so, Suddenly, Without warning, But alas, But on her way from <exotic-location> , ; <transition> = The excitement over for now, Tired after a whole episode, Thinking that she should be paid more, Overworked and feeling like shit, Wishing she was taking cs107 instead of saving the world from <evil-doers> , After experimenting with LSD legally in <exotic-location> , ; <Jamie-saves-the-day> = Jamie overcomes the <evil-doers> with her <bionic-part> and rescues the <good-people> . Max <banal-motion-verb> to <attack-verb> the <evil-doers> and rescue Jamie from them. Oscar sends the $6 million man to <attack-verb> the <adjective> <evil-doers> and save Jamie. Jamie turns on the sprinkler system by using her <bionic-part> and the Fembots short-circuit. With Max's help she rounds up the remaining <evil-doers> . ; <something-bad> = the world will end Andy Griffith will retire <good-people> will fall victim to the <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> the elderly will lobby for more entitlements Pete Wilson will <attack-verb> the <good-people> Jamie will lose her good looks Jamie will get a <color> pimple our <food> will be contaminated ; <Jamie-gets-mission> = Oscar Goldman finds her at her <banal-place> and tells her about the <adjective> <noun> 's <evil-scheme> . If she fails, <something-bad> . She must go to <exotic-location> and <attack-verb> the <adjective> <evil-doers> . Max the Bionic Dog <banal-motion-verb> to <exotic-location> and discovers the <evil-doers> 's <evil-scheme> . Max <banal-motion-verb> back to Jamie in her <banal-place> so that she can rescue the <good-people> from the <evil-doers> . Jamie's foster mother is taken hostage by the <evil-doers> in <exotic-location> . Jamie hears her cries with her bionic hearing and <banal-motion-verb> to <attack-verb> the <evil-doers> . ; <banal-motion-verb> = walks runs jogs drives her car runs really fast ; <attack-verb> = disembowel dismember disrobe decapitate incapacitate hurl the <adjective> <identifier> at throw K.O. ; <food> = tuna spaghetti hamburgers oranges cheese okra gumbo rice-a-roni steak pork chops potatoes curry samosas ; <title> = The <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> The <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> The <Cap-identifier> and the <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> The Trouble With the <Cap-identifier> ; <evil-doers> = <identifier> Republicans Conservatives Pro-lifers with NRA memberships NRA supporters cattle ranchers PepsiCo execs drunken Exxon tanker captains gangsters Christian fundamentalists gangsters Russian mobsters Sicilian mobsters Columbian druglords ; <evil-scheme> = plans to detonate the <adjective> <identifier> over <exotic-location> plot to assassinate the <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> of <exotic-location> <Cap-adjective> <Cap-identifier> ; <color> = yellow green blue purple red orange black white gray ;